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[planate]

Who: pipes and......you????
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah



a.

Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.

He is a really, really shitty adult.

He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.

b.

Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.

Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.

It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.

...


"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"

c. closed to mayday

Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.

He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.

Heh. Shaft.

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[fuckinstoplights]

It does feel good. Enough to where he starts to curl himself into Pipes' side. Head on his shoulder.

"I'm sorry you hate it too."

[scaredybot]

Mayday flushes slightly as Pipes leans against him.

"What did you get in you?" Because the water that sluices back out of Pipes's vents doesn't look any dirtier than expected from someone who doesn't rinse their innards religiously. It certainly doesn't look like enough dirt to get someone's systems running hot...

[planate]

He's probably overstating his boundaries here, but whatever. He puts a hand on Kagerou's.

"Try not to stay alone too much. It's really helped me a lot to meet new people in the same boat as me."

[planate]

"Uuhhhhhhhh...."

This is awkward.

"UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsomepollenSpinistersaidmakeseveryonereallyhorny." he coughs into a hand.

[fuckinstoplights]

He doesn't mind. Or, if he does, he doesn't show it. He blinks down at their hands, before curling his fingers around Pipes' in return.

"I don't know how to talk to people. Not like you can."

[planate]

"There's not really a right way to do it."

Ooooh hold his hand, Kagerou-sama. That's the lewd stuff.

[fuckinstoplights]

"No? Then... why is it so difficult?"

Oh, he will hold that hand. And wrap their fingers together.

[planate]

"I guess it depends on what happens when you try."

That is a cue for Birb to share his experiences. This hand holding is getting HOT AND HEAVY WOW

[fuckinstoplights]

"Nothing. It just... gets awkward."

He probably should be more detailed than that. But he doesn't want to bother his new friend with those details.

[planate]

"To be fair, holding a conversation isn't the epitome of socializing. Sometimes it's nice to just sit with someone."

He says, leaning his head on Birb's shoulder.

a I guess?

[system_dp]

After a few... choice encounters, and purposefully avoiding going near the strange flowers, Miria was feeling better. At least the heat was not as bad as it had been and she was finding it easier to take to the sky and not be so distracted as to end up in a tailspin and almost crash.

So flying, a bit low but hey that's so she can notice people and avoid them. Like Pipes.

Who she totally flew past. Whoops.

[planate]

"Woah!"

Pipes jumps back, despite the jet having already passed. What the shit!

"Watch it, glitch head!" He yells after her, despite her probably being out of range. So rude, Pipe.

[system_dp]

It's a space jet, gotta fly fast yo!

But Miria so heard that, Pipes, and hey look. That jet is coming right back at you.

[fuckinstoplights]

"Like... we're doing now?"

One of his wings flicks, then folds down a bit around his small friend.

[scaredybot]

"What was that?" Mayday is very good a babbling but not very good at interpreting it.

Wedging the hose into the vent so it can keep rinsing Pipes out while he fetches other supplies, Mayday holds up a a bottle of spray soap and a sponge.

"Um, want me to clean you up while you're here?"

His cheeks are glowing a little. This may or may not have anything to do with the pollen. Mayday may just have a cleaning kink.

[planate]

Oh shit, oh shit, man, he don't want to trouble!!

Pipes just... waits. Looking towards the nearest building he could dive into.

Please don't be Starscream.

[planate]

"Yeah."

He doesn't say anything else, but leans back into that wing. Goodness, how comfy. After a moment or two, he pipes up again.

"Who else have you met here?"

[planate]

Unbelievable, Mayday. Absolutely unbelievable.

Pipes coughs into his hand again. Strange, seeing as he has no mouth.

"It's... pollen. That Spinister said makes everyone really horny..."

[system_dp]

Too late. Here she comes, a jet that is more white than red and certainly much smaller then a Starscream.

Of course once Miria is close enough to see who it is that was shouting at her?

Has Pipes ever seen a jet make a u-turn that quickly? Because he sure has now.

[planate]

"Miria??"

Oh, good. He sort of wants to talk to her. Pipes transforms, taking off after her.

[system_dp]

Nope. Nope. Nope.

The smart thing to do here would be to go up higher but at the moment Miria isn't thinking all that clearly. Since she doesn't really want to see Pipes, so she is doing her best to fly maybe just a little...

Recklessly, and possibly through some flower filled areas. Whoops.

[planate]

Pipes follows, before slamming the breaks before transforming to avoid the flowers.

He fails. Pipes does an impressive flip over them, landing face first into them then bouncing and flipping again, landing on his ass and skidding away from the patch.

Damnit.

[system_dp]

If Miria was the type to laugh at others suffering, she would be laughing at the scene of Pipes skidding past the flowers on his ass. But thank Primus she's not that type of person.

Instead she's coming back and transforming as she lands right in front of Pipes once he's done being in motion.

[planate]

He groans, rubbing his head and gets up.

"Hey, Miria."

[system_dp]

"Pipes."

She's doing her best to keep her tone flat and her body language closed off, even as the pollen decides now is a good time to give her a flare up once more. Darn it, why did she fly by those flowers again.