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robothell2015-08-09 11:34 pm
asafepairofhands) wrote in robothell2015-08-09 11:34 pm
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[network post--marked urgent]
Hello? Yeah, all right, it looks like this thing is on.
[The vid flickers on and Ratchet's face fills it, somehow more exasperated and peeved than usual.]
Look, public service health announcement, stay away from the damn stupid flowers that are popping up everywhere. They're releasing a pollen that's hyperconductive that causes an allergic reaction in both organics and inorganics. Nobody's going to drop dead, unless you're set on being a medical miracle and being the first to die of overcharge, but if you're affected, for goodness' sake, be careful until it wears itself out. If you don't release the pent-up charge or whatever periodically it's possible you'll overheat.
If you absolutely need medical assistance, I'm going to be at the first medibay trying to figure out more precisely what the fresh smelting hell is going on.
Ratchet out.
[The vid flickers on and Ratchet's face fills it, somehow more exasperated and peeved than usual.]
Look, public service health announcement, stay away from the damn stupid flowers that are popping up everywhere. They're releasing a pollen that's hyperconductive that causes an allergic reaction in both organics and inorganics. Nobody's going to drop dead, unless you're set on being a medical miracle and being the first to die of overcharge, but if you're affected, for goodness' sake, be careful until it wears itself out. If you don't release the pent-up charge or whatever periodically it's possible you'll overheat.
If you absolutely need medical assistance, I'm going to be at the first medibay trying to figure out more precisely what the fresh smelting hell is going on.
Ratchet out.
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Mmhf. [That was either a rude disagreement on Ratchet's ability not to break or a very pleased noise induced by the gentle touches on his helmet. It's really up for interpretation there.
Either way, Spinister's sliding a second finger into Ratchet, curling both digits against sensitive bundles of sensors. He starts picking up a rhythm, stroking and thrusting in time with the bob of his head.]