Video; After the Sex Pollen

[imatruck]

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

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[imatruck]

I DONT KNO WAT UR SAYING

SOUNDS LIKE UR YELLING THO

[Audio]

[system_dp]

Then isn't it a good thing that robots cannot get married?

[Miria no, just because you are a thing doesn't mean that applies to everyone else.]

... Someone who enjoys intercourse?

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[redshitlord]

IM NOT YELLING THIS IS TEXT YOU CANT YELL IN TEXT

[Audio]

[imatruck]

...yeah, guess it is.

[No Miria he believes you.]

Ok but was it me or the flowers? Maybe I need to try it again.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Oh god why, don't believe her when it comes to what robots can do.]

Do you feel a desire to do it again with any of your partners? If you do not then Grimlock should not feel the need to try it again.

[whenthedevilscry]

I think you brought a new meaning to sexual tyrannosaur.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

[Because she sounds smart and uses big words like polgony.]


Lemme think...









Yeah. I think I 'feel a desire'.

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[imatruck]

U CAN YELL IN TEXT

WATCH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[imatruck]

No idea what a tyrannosaur is, but if sexual's in front of it it's gotta be a good thing!

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[system_dp]

[SHE IS A ROBOT WITH A COMPUTER BRAIN.

Her smart is not that useful.]

Then perhaps Grimlock should speak with the partner that makes you feel that way about it?

[Not that she'll follow her own advice on this.]

[whenthedevilscry]

A T-Rex. That's what humans call that kind of dinosaur.

They're pretty awesome, so it's a good thing.

[imatruck]

...oh like a dinobot!

It's weird that two aliens that just met had two things that looked exactly the same, hehe.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Maybe I should.

...one more thing.

Should I tell them about all the...inner course?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

If you want?

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[redshitlord]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

STOP YELLING TYPING ITS NOT HELPING

[whenthedevilscry]

Hell of a coincidence, if you ask me.

Speaking of, where's this marriage stuff coming from? You make it sound like you went to Vegas. Space Vegas or whatever's around here.

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[imatruck]

ILL STOP WHEN YOU STOP UNHELPING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Audio]

[imatruck]

I mean what if he finds out and I don't tell him? That'll be awkward.

[imatruck]

Vegas? No, I'm talkin' bout that stuff we did. Well, I did with other people.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

I... guess so? Like I have said, if you want to tell them then tell them.

If they find out from another source then perhaps Grimlock can deal with it when it happens.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Yeah, but it'll be less weird when I tell 'em myself.

...uh. You don't look so...weird about...what happened...

[Audio]

[system_dp]

Then tell them and do not overthink it.

[Ha ha ha... ha.]

I am not allowing events beyond my control to become to bothersome, Grimlock.

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[redshitlord]

UNHELPING ISNT A WORD

STOP TYPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[whenthedevilscry]

(Wait, does he think sex automatically means marriage...?

...

...You adorable lug.)

Oh, that? No, that is definitely not marriage. Sorry, big guy, but I'm not looking to settle down.

What we had was just sex. Casual sex between strangers. Trust me: sex doesn't mean marriage.

[imatruck]

[Someone needs to give robots sex ed ok.]

...it ain't?

Oh ok, that takes a lot of pressure off, I guess.