Video; After the Sex Pollen

[imatruck]

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

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[imatruck]

Uh...no.

Somethin' like that.

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[redshitlord]

I DONT KNOW WHERE '' HERE '' IS


AAAAAAAAAA

[whenthedevilscry]

Whatever; it'll come to me later.

(Or maybe it won't. No harm, either way.)

So...three people, huh? You wasted no time sharing the love.

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[peridont]

Custom...

[oh. oh she sees what's going on here. she hadn't really thought about these things malfunctioning. she'll have to record this and show it to wheeljack to laugh at him.

she settles back, grinning slyly.]

What brought on this question, hmm?

[imatruck]

Yeah uh...

[He laughs, already getting hot in the face.]

Those flowers really got to me.

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[imatruck]

ROBOT HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[imatruck]

[No see, Grimlock's still lost.]

You mean the first question?

Well uh...I might have...met with four people...and stuff happened.

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[redshitlord]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINE

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[peridont]

Right... you accidentally human married them?

[peridot is going to regret this very soon, probably.]

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[imatruck]

GET OVER HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[imatruck]

Yeah, I mean I THINK I married them. A couple of 'em were human.

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[redshitlord]

I AM

AAAAAAAA

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[peridont]

And why do you think that?

[SHE'S TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH HER ASS OFF oh grim you're her favourite.]

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[imatruck]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTER

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[imatruck]

Cause uh...

[Emberassed side-eyeing. God this is gonna be weird.]

We did the...frig-frag.

[redshitlord]

[He doesn't answer, just. Crosses the street. Because he was totally hiding out that close to the robot house.]


...


H... ey...?

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[peridont]

Uh huh.

[peridot has no idea what that is.]

And this... frig-frag makes you married?

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[imatruck]

Yeah, I guess so.

I mean, why else is it a big deal?

[imatruck]

[Grimlock charges through the house. Yelling. Right till he comes right to where he generally sees Sideswipe.]

AAAAAAAAAAA!

You.

We gotta work this frag out, ok?!

[redshitlord]

[Well he wasn't expecting THAT.]

[He actually yelps, and darts for the nearest place to get out of the way of the charging dinosaur.]

Don't do that!!

[imatruck]

[The dinobot skids to a halt as he looks over his shoulder.]

Sorry.

Just thought I'd get your attention in a big way.

[redshitlord]

[Yeah he's behind a bookshelf or something.]

W-well! It worked! Too well!

[imatruck]

[Slumps.]

Sorry.

Can we talk? I think we need it.

[redshitlord]

... Yeah, okay.

Sure. Go ahead.

[imatruck]

I mean...you mushed my face...and then we did...the frig frag...I mean, what am I 'sposed to make of that?!