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robot satan ([personal profile] robotsatan) wrote in [community profile] robothell2014-12-19 11:20 pm

[ INTRO LOG ]

You don't know how you got here. One minute you were walking, sleeping, maybe dead -- then you're here, your feet suddenly carrying you down an empty street. Where's here?

Any Cybertronian would recognize this as their home planet, Cybertron, but it's not a Cybertron they've ever known. It has all the familiar hallmarks, but none of the specifics -- the city isn't one anyone here could identify, and even at a glance it's obvious that no one's set foot on the planet's surface in hundreds of years. The city and its surrounding areas all bear the marks of devastating war, of dust and rust collected over centuries. With no one in sight -- right at first, anyway -- there's plenty to explore. In fact, if you start walking, you'll find that your feet may just carry you in one particular direction.

A) The crater.
On one edge of the city is a massive crater left by some wartime weapon that seems to have taken out a large chunk of the surrounding metropolitan area. At the center of the crater it's broken through the surface of the terrain to reveal what looks like it might be a promising energon deposit. There is some strange but native vegetation growing around the edges, too, that no Cybertronian would be able to identify -- small, metallic, brittle-looking sprouts that bear a curiously organic-looking fruit of some kind that doesn't look like it's intended for consumption by any natives of the planet. In one rocky nook of the crater, light catches on the surface of a pool of water, which seems strangely out of place on Cybertron. On closer inspection, it seems that somehow an underground water source has formed a spring in the crater.

B) The center of the city.
If you follow where your feet seem to want to carry you, you'll find yourself in the middle of the ruined city. It seems that the center of the city was once home to a massive forum, and some of the pillars and structures still stand. At the very center of the forum is a massive, elaborately constructed fountain, although it has now long since run dry of whatever used to fill it. One of the low, inner walls of the forum has a terminal embedded in its surface, although it looks curiously ancient, out of place with the rest of the city, and unlike the rest of the technology still left around, there doesn't seem to be any way to power it on or operate it. There are a few scattered pools of water and a few of the strange metallic plants in the city, too, but they're not quite as plentiful as in the crater.

The planet was obviously once home to a massive network of communication relays, but those have all been long since destroyed. However, with the bits and pieces left behind and a few determined minds, it wouldn't be too hard to build a working, if rudimentary, one...
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[personal profile] kaijugrrroupie 2015-04-07 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, thats when he has to actually say something. He puts his hands up.

"Woah, woah, woah. Did you just laugh at the word evolve? So, what, you guys just popped into being or something? Who even built you?"
Edited 2015-04-07 21:33 (UTC)
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[personal profile] scaredybot 2015-04-08 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Nobody builds us," Mayday says. "I mean, not really. You mine proto-matter from Cybertron to make a protoform, and then the Allspark imbues the protoform with life!"

He squints at Newt, then adds, "Honestly, it's a lot neater than how you guys do it."
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[personal profile] kaijugrrroupie 2015-04-08 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Newt's eyes glaze over a little, and he squints suspiciously at Mayday.

"You're gonna have to explain that in a little more depth, man, because," he waves a finger around, "Everything you just said there makes zero sense."
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[personal profile] scaredybot 2015-04-08 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Mayday gives a long-suffering sigh and tries to figure out how to better explain things. Explaining things was never really his strong suit.

"Proto-matter is what you use to make a protoform. It's a special metal that you can mine from the planet. A protoform is the rough structure of what will become a person's body. It can be moulded into a particular form or it can just be left to do its own thing. Then the Allspark is a- well, it's a-" He waves his hands around trying to approximate the shape of the Allspark and its container. "Um, it's a really powerful thing. That makes sparks to bring the protoforms to life."
kaijugrrroupie: (i cant tell you but its really cool)

[personal profile] kaijugrrroupie 2015-04-12 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Newt listenings intently.

"So, you sort of build yourselves? Sometimes? That's weird. When you guys are formed, do you have like, an infancy or child life stage or is it straight to I'm an adult and I'm gonna live for a billion years?"
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[personal profile] scaredybot 2015-04-12 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like growing weird tiny people inside yourself isn't weird!" Mayday huffs.

"But, um, you just come online as yourself? Except young and naive? But there's people to help orient you. And then... Yeah! You just sort of. Live and work. As, y'know, another cog in the great Autobot machine!"

He gives a nervous laugh.
kaijugrrroupie: (talking; these are human beings)

[personal profile] kaijugrrroupie 2015-04-13 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Newt holds his hands up. "Hey, I never said that pregnancy wasn't weird. I'm totally glad I don't have the junk for that, because I mean, it's a beautiful amazing thing, but also I'd just keep getting Alien flashbacks and think the kid was gonna burst through my chest or something," he says, laughing nervously.

As Mayday continues, he gives a small nod, taking in everything. "Aw man, so you guys don't even get a childhood? Bummer."
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[personal profile] scaredybot 2015-04-13 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Mayday gives a little shudder, and hisses, "That movie."

Parasitic acid-blooded monsters are just terrifying.

But he does admit, "I guess all reproduction is kind of weird."

One of his eyebrows goes right up. "Why would you want childhood if you could avoid it. My human childhood was pretty terrible." He didn't actually live it. He just had the memories of it. Or something. Everything about his time as a human was weird.