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[officerjuicebox]

We're using this as a dating service now?

[For all of half a second, the big guy sort of looks like he's going to be annoyed about that... then just grins.]

Okay. Sure.

Hi.

[APPARENTLY THAT is all he feels he needs to say. Goddammit, Roller there are about a million things you could do better with your time, but no, you're trying to be flirty while you're in your chair made of boxes and your goddamn juicebox.]

[Because hey, when you've got nothing better to do with the next hour or so...]

Comments

[officerjuicebox]

... I dunno. Red isn't really my color.

Unless it's like, paired with blue or something.

[planate]

Ahhh, he was red and yellow. Too bad.

[officerjuicebox]

Yeah, that's a little too "on fire" for me. Sorry, little guy. Nice try, though.

[planate]

Well, I mean, there's always Shockwave or the two Optimiuses. Optimii. Whatever.

[pipes stop]

[officerjuicebox]

Yeah, I know Shockwave's here.

... two of Optimus? You mean Pax? There's two of him?

[planate]

Yeah! Crazy, right?

[officerjuicebox]

... so what's this other one like?

[And can he pawn Shockwave off on him.]

[planate]

[WOW ROLLER IS SOMEONE JELLY]

Shorter. Pretty much looks the same, though.

[officerjuicebox]

[No, someone has Guilt Issues and isn't dealing with them properly.]

... Huh.

Same color scheme, and everything?

[planate]

Yeah! Why don't you ask him?

[officerjuicebox]

Probably because I've never seen him?

[planate]

I'll give you that one.

[officerjuicebox]

Maybe I will. You know... later.

[planate]

[HE JUST. CHINHANDS.]

[officerjuicebox]

... what?

[planate]

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

[YOU LIIIIKE BIG BUFF BARA BOTS DONT U ROLLER]

[officerjuicebox]

You're looking at me weird.

[WHAT NO, NOT AT ALL.]

[planate]

No I'm not.

[officerjuicebox]

You kind of really are.

[planate]

I hadn't noticed.

[officerjuicebox]

What, really?

[planate]

Really.

[officerjuicebox]

Okay, well... now you know.