video;

[officerjuicebox]

We're using this as a dating service now?

[For all of half a second, the big guy sort of looks like he's going to be annoyed about that... then just grins.]

Okay. Sure.

Hi.

[APPARENTLY THAT is all he feels he needs to say. Goddammit, Roller there are about a million things you could do better with your time, but no, you're trying to be flirty while you're in your chair made of boxes and your goddamn juicebox.]

[Because hey, when you've got nothing better to do with the next hour or so...]

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[ancillary]

Machines dating.

[ She needs a moment while the space racism processes this. ]

[loyaute]

( what is this, a rare public appearance of arcee from one of the public terminals? heck yeah it is. )

Feel free to continue to waste your time with this.

[briefcase]

That's all you've got?

[planate]

You know, I met a big red guy - not Optimus, a different big red guy - and you two might have a good time if you met. Y'know, benchpressing giant boulders and flexing at each other.

[whatever you giant fucks do.]