Video; After the Sex Pollen

[imatruck]

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

Comments

[whenthedevilscry]

Dude...

(A pause and a raised eyebrow.)

...You turn into a dinosaur?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

... Does Grimlock mean "polygamy"?

[Yeah she knows words, what of it.]

text;

[redshitlord]

[Oh. Hi Grimlock. This is totally not an awkward conversation. Not at all. He's just. Practicing texting. Yep. Totally.]

uh

whats married ....

[imatruck]

Yeah I do!

...didn't you know that?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

No, I don't think we're combinin' to a shape.

text;

[imatruck]

[Oh hey this is probably the most awkward because guess who still has unresolved feeeeeeelings.]

uhhhhhh

u kno

that thing we did

[Audio]

[system_dp]

That is not what polygamy means. Polygamy is the practice of taking more than one spouse, as in being married to more than one person, Grimlock.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

...so I guess I took more than one person then, huh?

[Uh oh.]

[Audio]

[system_dp]

That is what polygamy means, yes.

[A beat.]

Why is Grimlock asking about marriage?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Cause uh...

You know that thing we did?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Silence for a minute or two.]

Ah, the intercourse. Yes, what of it?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Yeah so I might've inner course with four other people.

text;

[redshitlord]

[YEAH WELL... JOIN THE CLUB.]

that

thats

marriage ?????

[Audio]

[system_dp]

And?

That has nothing to do with marriage, Grimlock.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

It ain't? Then why does anyone get married at all?

Re: text;

[imatruck]

YEAH

I THHINK

text;

[redshitlord]

UH

what

what does that

mean

[Audio]

[system_dp]

Humans tend to get married out of a desire to be with one they love, and in many countries on Earth there are also benefits that married couples have that un-married ones do not have access to.

[A beat.]

Not that any of that applies to this situation. One can have intercourse and not be married to their sexual partner.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

So marriage and inner course have nothin' to do with each other?

Does fraggin' multiple people still make me a polygonist?

text;

[imatruck]

it means we touched

with our bodies

text;

[redshitlord]

HSFKJSDKFSUS

I KNOW THAT

I DIDNT MEAN

I MEANT

MARRIED IT DONT WE HAVE TO

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SAYIGN MY LETTERS ARE STUCK HUGE IM NOT YELLING

[whenthedevilscry]

I do now.

(It then dawns on Dante that he not only banged a giant robot, but a giant robot dinosaur. That makes it better somehow.)

And here I thought I saw everything you're packing.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

Well they can, but they don't always have to.

To my knowledge that is.

[The second part though, she's got to think on.]

No, one is not a polygamist simply because they have had intercourse with multiple partners.

[imatruck]

Yeah, I hear that I'm just full of surprises hehe.

What do ya think?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Marriage sounds complicated.


Ok cool...so what does that make me?