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WHO: Optimus Prime and WHOEVER
WHERE: City and BEYOND
WHEN: SEX POLLEN TIME
WHAT: This is what you wanted guys the chance to fuck Optimus Fucking Prime. Non smut is available too.
WARNINGS: SMUT SMUT SMUT TRUCK FUCKIN

( I'm too hot--HOT DAMN )

tsunclonus

WHO: Cyclonus and WHOEVER
WHERE: Around the city
WHEN: Sex pollen time
WHAT: Cyclonus disapproves of your new plant, Cybertron. Open to both Smut and non-smut if anyone wants to talk to a sexually frustrated Cyclonus
WARNINGS: Smut. Probably some angry Smut.

( Bang the bunny )

crabcake

WHO: Rampage, Sixshot, First Aid
WHERE: Somewhere away from people.
WHEN: Sex pollen!
WHAT: Sex pollen!
WARNINGS: Sex pollen! (Also Beast mode banging)

( Hot hot hot )

primebyproxy

WHO: Ultra Magnus and Wing
WHERE: Whichever building Magnus felt was okay for him to adopt for himself
WHEN: Sometime vaguely early-ish in the sex pollen event
WHAT: The usual sex pollen shenanigans, really
WARNINGS: Smut

( the air is visible around you, rising up and off your lips in slow currents )

system_dp

Who: Miria and whoever. [Open-ish]
Where: VARIOUS
When: Over the course of the sex pollen event, duh.
What: A robot learns how to love. ~~via dickings.~~
Warnings: Smut, awkwardness. Possibly awkward smut.

( And headed sightless for the city )

aminerproblem

Who: Megs, Nautica, Ratchet, possibly more?
Where: Medibay and City
When: Now, and backdated to a few weeks earlier
What: cap n gown with grandpa
Warnings: disgustingly adorable cuddling

Replies inbound

robotsatan

More native fauna are starting to appear in the wilderness beyond the city -- bigger ones in addition to the small organisms, such as turbofoxes. In addition, there's a new cultivar of the strange technorganic flora that keep popping up everywhere, although this one is different -- when it unfolds its metallic petals it gives off a spore that can affect a variety of different kinds of organisms. That's right, it's a...

SEX POLLEN EVENT !!

THE DEETS:

This is an opt-in only event. Your character is only affected if you want them to be.
The usual sex pollen/aphro kink event stuff applies: insatiable libido, loss of self-control, clouded judgment, desperate arousal, etc etc
HAVE FUN

still_learning

Who: Jetstorm, OPEN
Where: In da city
When: NAOW-ish?
What: Meet n greet
Warnings: Cute. So much cute. And possibly lots of confusion. For Jetstorm.

( just another walk in the park )

peridont

Who: peridot and.... you??!?!?!!
Where: PLACES
When: grunts
What: earth isn't what peridot expected and she's pissed off
Warnings: MUCH EXASPERATION

( god she just wanted to exterminate all life on earth )

liberationherald

Who: Star Liberator and OPEN
Where: The Crater
When: After all the social festivities
What: Can someone pick up this lost kid.
Warnings: Years of militant pseudo-religious dogma at work.
( Read more... )

wreckers

Who: Verity and Ultra Magnus
Where: The city. Near the clinic.
When: Vague hand gestures towards sometime after Feardome.
What: ATTENTION MAGNUS. PLEASE REPORT TO THE FRONT DESK TO PICK UP YOUR SHITTY CHILD.
Warnings: n/a.

( Read more... )

whenthedevilscry

Who:Dante and OPEN
Where: The city. Anywhere in the city
When: Whenever after this idiot shows up
What: This idiot shows up
Warnings: This idiot

( At least he has his priorities straight. Maybe. )

taselikeabee

Who: Bee, Verity, Ratchet - open to anyone around the clinic
Where: Clinic
When: After Verity hears the bad news
What: Helping Verity cope / bothering Ratchet for repairs
Warnings: tbd?

( Verity )

( Ratchet )

( Openish )

sparkwhisperer

Who: Tarn and Galvatron, Tarn and Spinister
Where: in and around the Decepticon Base
When: the morning after prom
What: Tarn is hungover and meets Galvatron/ Spinister and Tarn have a heart to heart
Warnings: none as of yet

( for Galvatron )

( for Spinister )

redshitlord

So uh... say... you were at a thing. Having a good time, and everything is just great.

But then... your memory gets kind of fuzzy. Like, wow I shouldn't have run into that electric generator in the back of the scrapyard kind of fuzzy.

[A beat.]

Not that that's ever happened! I'm just saying!

[Okay, Sideswipe, what are you trying to get at.]

And then... you think maybe you did something kind of really weird. But you're not like... sure?

Is that just me? It's not just me, right?

wreckers

Who: Verity and Prowl
Where: Far, far on the outskirts of Cybertron
When: A little over a month after this and this
What: Cybertron itself intervenes in Prowl and Verity's ongoing snit fit.
Warnings: Everything. TBD but this is planned to be a disturbing thread.

( Better the devil you know. )

rodders

( This is Rodimus. This is Rodimus doing his best not to look panicked. He is calm, he is grace, he is awesome and not at all freaking out about the fact that someone has gone missing. )

Has anyone seen Drift? He hasn't been home in days and I've looked for him. Really looked, okay, and I can't find him at all. ( He remembers what happened last time, alright. ) So uh, if you find him tell him to stop meditating or whatever spiritual thing he's doing. Seriously. Drift, if you can hear this, knock it off.

( You'd think he'd learn his lesson after leaving increasingly agitated messages on his personal comm while Drift was bleeding out before. But it's the bit before that makes him snap into a less together, more pissed expression. )

Tarn. If I find that you so much laid a hand on Drift I'm gonna burn you to a crisp.

( The fact that Rodimus is small and breakable compared to Tarn's everything is clearly not a problem. He means it, Tarn, he'll find a way. )

pffft

Who: Prowl & YOU?
Where: Somewhere in the city
When: A day or so after giving Verity a concussion
What: Prowl has a few robot papercuts and bruises to patch up; he also searches the fuck out of Verity's apartment
Warnings: Asshole ahoy, and some self repair

( Read more... )

phase6kindofbot

Who: Sixshot, Tarn and anyone.
Where: Some place!
When: The day after prom!
What: Sixshot trying to deal with the devastating aftermath of the spectacularly disastrous prom party.
Warnings: Awkward teenage super robot drama. Also discussions of sex?

( For Tarn )
( Open )

smarterthandad

Who: Val & June
Where: Val's lab
When: Now-ish
What: The obvious and not-at-all overkill solution to humans getting hurt is to build them power armor.
Warnings: Val's terrible fashion sense and life choices?

( or possibly Mominus Prime )

ROBOT HELL

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FUCK THE TRUCK

Catch-All For Cyclonus!

[NSFW] Boiled Crab

a long drag becomes a slow dance and a halo of embers

This is a catch-all post.

Medic graduation and post-grad gross cuddling

STATE OF CYBERTRON: SEX POLLEN

Is this what humans call magic?

another char arrival log. my god

The Kingdom of God is at Hand but the Hand is Empty

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Not The Kind of Hell I Expected

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video; backdated to a day or so after Prom

Sad Max: Mistery Road 2: Feardome

VIDEO

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[closed] Iron Mom

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