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the talk about improper organ removal

Who: op and the baby bf
What: what the title says
When: post bing bang boops
Where: decepticon house for max awkward
Warnings: robot organ talk

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grimlock | imatruck

Video; After the Sex Pollen

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

rehab 3 WE'RE STILL GOING AT IT

Who: op and sentinel
What: THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF MAKING AN ASSHOLE FEEL BAD
When: post bang botanicals
Where: bar then other places
Warnings: Vodka Aunt sentinel

( i am skeptical of the concept 'Too Big To Fail' mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly )

[ open ] IN MY DAY

Who: Galvatron and open
Where: Deceptibase, around the city??
When: pollen times
What: Galvatron being old and judgmental and horny
Warnings: NSFW and violence??

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Feed the Beast

Who: Mayday and Spinister
Where: Not the safety of his home
When: Late pollen season
What: Spinister gonna meet all the weenies
Warnings: NSFW probably

( sad deer hungry now )

(no subject)

Who: sentinel and proteus
Where: wherever the water hole is
When: post the fuckening
What: pissbaby collusion
Warnings: sentinel and proteus

( HEY PROTEUS WHAT'S GOOD )

Card games on transforming robots!

Who: Ryou Bakura and YOU!
Where: Throughout the City
When: Post sex pollen
What: A creampuff lands in a robot wasteland.
Warnings: none!

( He'd woken up in a lot of weird places. )

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wing | knightlite

[LAZIEST CATCH-ALL FOR SEX POLLEN]

[Wing will be spending a great deal of time meditating quietly in various places or wandering around exploring to take his mind off the pollen.]

[IF YOU'D LIKE ME TO WRITE A STARTER LMK]

drop

This has been a long time coming, but I'm finally ripping off the bandage. Jetstorm doesn't like me for this at all, but this really isn't a good place for him to be. He's gonna miss the Pipes and Grimlock and I hope I'll be able to have them interact again someday, but I really can't keep him here. Sorry guys.

Obligatory bonding moment

Who: Tarn and Megatron
Where: Decepticon Base
When: Post sex pollen
What: Megatron and Tarn bonding
Warnings: idk maybe a little violence or some shit

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[CUE PORN MUSIC HERE] [OPEN]

WHO: KAGEROU | ROLLER | IRONHIDE | PERCEPTOR | SIDESWIPE & OPEN
WHERE: Anywhere!
WHEN: During the sex pollen happenings.
WHAT: Catch-all for all the above listed characters. If there was a scenario you wanted to play out, or someone you wanted to bang, hit up their threads below!
WARNINGS: robot sex

( doot doot doot dododo )

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first aid | lifepersists

[ open ] looks like a cinnamon roll but is actually a sinnamon roll

WHO: First Aid and open
WHERE: Medibay mainly, but around too. Ping me if you want a starter outside it?
WHEN: Sex pollen time
WHAT: copious amount of boning. In shower, bed, or whatever flavor. Pretty much just go for an area and I'll roll with it.
WARNINGS: Smut.

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Never Make Light of Boing, Son

Who: Star Liberator and Koh
Where: On the edge of the city on the edge
When: In the middle of the sex pollen event
What: Getting in touch with your feelings in the worst way
Warnings: Garbage smut

( so messed up I want you here )

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brainstorm | briefcase

[ OPEN ]

Who: Brainstorm and whoever
Where: His lab, around
When: sex pollen
What: giant nerd virgin
Warnings: smut

If anyone were to pass by Brainstorm's lab, they might see a sign posted on the door in large letters and a very unwelcome looking Brainstorm emote.

GO AWAY.

Anyone who knew how friendly and outgoing Brainstorm is likely wouldn't be surprised.

have some hot steaming garbage

Who: Tarn and ???
Where: around
When: sex pollen time
What: Fuck this trash heap
Warnings: smut

[A- Outside the city]

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[B-Dececpticon Base]

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[network] Things just got a little bit hotter around here.

[There isn't much visible in the video feed at first; the image is grainy and out of focus, and the frame briefly scrolls upwards a couple of times before falling into its rightful place, as though someone is tweaking the settings.

When it settles, all that's visible is a massive, dark shape silhouetted against the sky. He glares at the screen with two baleful red eyes and brimming rage makes the biolights tracking down his cheeks burn bright. Two words boom over the line.]

Explanation. Now.

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ratchet | asafepairofhands

[network post--marked urgent]

Hello? Yeah, all right, it looks like this thing is on.

[The vid flickers on and Ratchet's face fills it, somehow more exasperated and peeved than usual.]

Look, public service health announcement, stay away from the damn stupid flowers that are popping up everywhere. They're releasing a pollen that's hyperconductive that causes an allergic reaction in both organics and inorganics. Nobody's going to drop dead, unless you're set on being a medical miracle and being the first to die of overcharge, but if you're affected, for goodness' sake, be careful until it wears itself out. If you don't release the pent-up charge or whatever periodically it's possible you'll overheat.

If you absolutely need medical assistance, I'm going to be at the first medibay trying to figure out more precisely what the fresh smelting hell is going on.

Ratchet out.

yep this is a thing

Who: Jetstorm, open but limited (plz discuss with me first)
Where: Just about ANYWHUR
When: During/after the event
What: The EVENT
Warnings: This is limited for a reason. Mini's experiences with this sort of thing have not been good and he isn't going to be affected, so he'll pull nunchucks on anyone who comes at him looking for luvvins. Cuddles might do, but he's going to be wary. Caution is advised.

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i cant think of a funny title

Who: pipes and......you????
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah

( i mean food pie not )

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grimlock | imatruck

Boom Boom Ackla Lacka Boom

WHO: Grimlock and WHOMEVER
WHERE: The City!
WHEN: Sex pollen!
WHAT: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody fuck the dinosaur
WARNINGS: Coming up on your mudflaps at 67, the truck fuck, the horizontal monster mash, the sex

( Talk about Jurassic... )